Seriously ? Asking Women Bout Dating ?
Its a suicide mission .
As if you havent lowered your own ego enough when you ask them ever so inmasculinely .
Of which the answers that you’re getting from them are fucking smoke bombs .
And THAT , is probably going to get you into some serious merry go round whirlpool of deep shit which the girls probably make you believe is candy .

” Be the sweetest thing . ”
” Listen to her ”
” Honey”, “Darling”, and “Sweetheart” are good. “Old Hag”, “Lameass”, and “Bitch” are bad. ”
” If you did something wrong or even if you didn’t, apologize ”
” Hugs and kisses must be given at all times ”
” The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to be angry or upset ”
” Do what she says ”
” Shower her with gifts “

Okay , that’s enough . to kill you .

Remember how we were talking bout the orbiters ?

Atm machine orbiter ,
Free food orbiter ,
Chauffeur orbiter ,
Cool dude orbiter ,
Emotional orbiter ,

(Btw If still you dont know what;s an orbiter by now , its time to get the free consultation along with the free cd from our coaches.)

and the list goes on ..

and on ..

Right , so anyway , Is there a  link ?
Between ,
those seriously awesome usual tips from the girls ,
and those of the purposes that the orbiters serve .

HMMMM …

That’s right boys .
They are shit testing you to be an orbiter .

If you fail , you end up listening exactly to what they say and end up being an orbiter .

As much as a ” Gentlemen ” that most Singaporean males are .
Are you going to tell a girl to dress up like a victoria secret’s model every day if she asks you for advice ?
No ? PRECISELY . You kinda wish they knew but you never tell them do you ?

Thdn why possibly do you think that when you approach a girl to ask them bout dating advice .
that they would give you the plain truth .
well they may attempt to give you the truth , but they almost never tell you how .
Just like how the average Singaporean Dude would tell them they like kisses

But they’re seriously hoping that they could scream cowboy rides .

You cant expect them to  say they fall for guys who just refuses to hold their handbags ?
Or that they are actually attracted to guys that are the ladies man ,

which is why they ARE the ladies man .

In fact , they almost NEVER portray it like that of all the attraction switches we talk about in the Free Cd .

The Message Here is Clear .
Do Not Ask Girls for Dating Advice .
Especially when Charm Dynamics have the Answers .

Unless you’re Gay .

With Love ,
& Rockefella

Diablos

Executive Coach
Charm Dynamics

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